Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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