I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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