i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I think your dad took our porno
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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