do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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