On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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