How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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