We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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