I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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