I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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