You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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