S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I think my moral compass just broke
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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