oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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