we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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