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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Are we still banned from the library?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I use my feet as sexual weapons
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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