1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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