Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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