I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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