watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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