Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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