Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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