WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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