at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We don't watch enough power rangers
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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