The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
