the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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