Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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