Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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