guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm sobbing to NWA
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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