Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's rum buckets o'clock
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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