so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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