do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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