Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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