I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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