But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
A bitchslap is in order.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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