when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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