at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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