I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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