people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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