it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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