I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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