sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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