She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I want you more than these girls want KFC
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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