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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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