Nicole vs. Life
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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