roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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