I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
