I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
