no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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