Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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