1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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