you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
