Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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