If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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