: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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