All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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