went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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